the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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