when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
home. puking in laundry basket.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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