i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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