South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
i think im in europe. pls send help
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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