she was so not down for the gang bang
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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