Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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