Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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