I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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