Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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