i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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