she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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