Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
it's great music for shaving your balls
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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