You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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