i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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