just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
we're making bets on your personal life
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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