Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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