I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
