I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Semen is not good for contacts.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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