What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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