So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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