You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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