i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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