she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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