letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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