rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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