I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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