Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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