He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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