I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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