i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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