k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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