Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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