I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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