He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
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so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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