: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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