It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
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