i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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