Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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