Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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