Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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