Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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