im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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