She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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