I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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