i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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