C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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