Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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