Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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