tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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