dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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