so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
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Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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