I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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