ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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