I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i will never coherently bang her
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He did a backflip because drugs
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