hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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