i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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